Hello everybody, hope all of you aren't overly disheartened by mid-years. I guess the most important thing right now would be working towards about promos, which actually, isn't that far anyway.
Putting studies aside, and in an effort to keep this blog alive, here's something that might cheer you up. I don't know whether any of you have read this before, but it's worth a laugh.
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It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days.
Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly and swallowing) - means 30days.
Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
Days left 81.
7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Days left 6.
9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left 3.
10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!
Balance = 0
"How can a student pass ?????"
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Disclaimer: Please do not use this excuse for the Miss Ng and Miss Lim types. Strictly for the Valeries and hopefully our new teachers.
Oh, Miss Chan told us to check schoolbuzz for new timetable. The change isn't very significant though, so you can don't bother if you don't feel like.
Have a nice day.
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