Have you ever wondered how Santa Claus get into our homes since we don't have chimneys?
After a discussion with a friend, it suddenly hit both of us. Our houses have chimneys too. It's also dirty and sooty and makes Santa filthy.
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, we have...the rubbish chute.
So, before you go to sleep, remember to hang your Christmas stocking by the rubbish chute. But if you're reading this, don't bother. Santa had left, and even if he haven't you're already on the 'naughty' list for staying up so late.
No wonder I don't have any presents this year. Either that or my dog ate Santa up.
Merry Christmas my dears!
*this post may or may not be written under the influence of alcohol*
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