Monday, September 7, 2009

Why we need education

Dear friends, today I received yet another 'sign' as to why education is so important.
Other than making you feel smart that you're able to count faster than that hawker auntie trying to overcharge you for your kway teow, you won't find yourself panicking in times of crisis.

Now what is a crisis you may ask? Not having content knowledge for that crucial essay? Not a problem anymore. You have the solution with the internet.
Yeah baby!(pun)
The getting an 'A' part is a true story.

Let's take a look at the future. Let's say 15 years down the road when some of us can declare ourselves as parents. Imagine the kind of crazy and out of this world behaviour our kids will have then. They will be out of control. They will be frightened/influenced by next generation Miley Cyrus's who have evolved to become stronger, scarier and sexier.

But never fear, because with education people who are educated have invented things to make our lives easier in the future. Our frightened children will be saved.



But really, I think the best motivation for education is most definitely how we are saved from stupidity. Sometimes, you don't need to be blond and have a spray tan to be called stupid. Sometimes, all you need is no education.



Stupidity at its best.
Study hard kids.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

They say money makes the world go round...it sure does make mine!

In light of the recent scandal over the expenses of British MP, I have decided to reveal the current class account so that I do not get charged with a similar accusation, or accused of soliciting monies from the class for that matter.

2008 leftovers: S$6.45
Leftover funds from SL Project fundraising: S$11.10
Current class funds after S$5 contribution for Family Day: S$65.05
Amount left after reimbursement for Family Day: S$56.20

Total class fund: S$138.80

I'm not sure if anyone of you knows, but we actually made a profit for Family Day, so good job everybody. And if anyone has yet to claim for any purchases made, please inform me asap.

It's quite a substantial amount of money so maybe we could do something as a class like an outing or something. Any suggestions?  If not, I'll be keeping the money.

Oh, and to all Manchester United fans, congratulations on your record-equalling number of Premiership trophies.

 

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Necrophilia?

To the survivors who still read this blog, I present to you the best literary work ever:

Its...Darcy of the Dead

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."

It's an opening line that might make Jane Austen turn in her grave - or rise from it with her arms out-stretched.

For writer Seth Grahame-Smith has taken Austen's Regency classic and turned it into Pride and Prejudice with Zombies.

The novel, which uses the the vast majority of Austen's original text, is being touted as the first mainstream literary "mash-up".

It's a bizarre mix of genres which sees Elizabeth Bennet as a kung-fu expert dedicated to wiping out the zombie menace in the quiet village of Meryton.

The publication of the book comes amid plans for a sci-fi horror film in which aliens wreak havoc on a Jane Austen-style period drama.

Elton John's film company, Rocket Pictures, is to start filming Pride and Predator in London later this year.

The interview with the writer can be found here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7985728.stm

I bet this owns any of the spin-offs any of you might have read.

Let's see what Ms Chan thinks of this.

Have a Happy Easter everybody! Have fun proving the existence of the Easter Bunny.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

LESS THAN THREE!



Because potatoes are the new love.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Current Affairs: Goat Arrested for Armed Robbery

After Shaun's informative post on the changes in the education curriculum in Taiwan, I felt inclined to share this report with y'all.

Nigerian police are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery - amid claims it used black magic to morf from a human to escape justice.

Goats

Nigerian Police are holding the goat while they complete inquiries

Vigilantes took the animal to police, claiming it had been a person trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.

"They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody."

He went on: "We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat."

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation.

People have been flocking to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.

-SkyNews

Monday, January 19, 2009

BEST UNI COURSE...EVER!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the fulfillment of every pervert's dream:

University opens porn course

A university in Taiwan has opened a course to teach students how to appreciate and analyse porn movies.

The Mass Communication Department of Providence University opened the course this semester, reports United Daily News.

To pass the course, students must give a 15 minute presentation in which they analyse an audience's psychological reaction to a porn clip from an academic perspective.

One worried student, who did not wish to be named, commented: "If I get a very good score in this course, I don't know how I'll explain it to my parents."

When registering for the voluntary course, students signed a paper agreeing that if the scenes were too explicit, they could choose to leave the classroom

The teacher, assistant professor Miss Chen Mingmei, said no students had ever left her class but some would briefly cover their eyes during the stronger scenes.

More than 50 students registered for the course, and most of them confessed that they had watched porn videos before.

Curiosity was given as the main reason for taking the course and most admitted their parents did not know what they were studying.

Another student admitted: "I am really worried my parents will see the score report when it is mailed home. I won?t know what to say if I get a high score

"However if I fail the course, I can speak to my parents and suggest that maybe I should watch more porn."

Source:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3158640.html?menu=news.quirkies

Isn't life fun?

Happy Chinese New Year everyone!

Thursday, December 25, 2008

On the 12th hour of Christmas...

Have you ever wondered how Santa Claus get into our homes since we don't have chimneys?

After a discussion with a friend, it suddenly hit both of us. Our houses have chimneys too. It's also dirty and sooty and makes Santa filthy.

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, we have...the rubbish chute.

So, before you go to sleep, remember to hang your Christmas stocking by the rubbish chute. But if you're reading this, don't bother. Santa had left, and even if he haven't you're already on the 'naughty' list for staying up so late.

No wonder I don't have any presents this year. Either that or my dog ate Santa up.

Merry Christmas my dears!

*this post may or may not be written under the influence of alcohol*

Sunday, December 21, 2008

HELLO! CLASS PATY DETAILS CONFIRMED!

DATE: 29 DECEMBER 2008
TIME: 6.OOPM TO 10.OOPM
VENUE: 7 KANG CHOO BIN WALK

Those who do not have transport (i.e parent's car)/ don't know how to get to my house, can meet me at Kovan MRT station at 5.30pm, i'll walk you guys in :)

IT'S A POTLUCK PEOPLE! i'll be providing some food, but do bring along your grandma's famous curry chicken/ cake you baked/ bananas from your banana tree - to share!

Gift Exchange? i don't know if you guys are arranging a gift exchange - i heard there was one? CONSULT SHAUN NG.

TAKE A LOOK AT THE FACEBOOK EVENT PAGE FOR A HELPFUL GOOGLEMAP TO MY HOUSE!
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=40444818747

Friday, December 12, 2008

SHERILYN HERE.


HELLO THERE FELLOW WEIRDLINGS.
alright. so i woke up this morning gropping for my phone on the table(only to find it on the bed for some reason) and found a message telling me that i'm now the honourable host for the class's christmaz parteh?

right, so it'll be helpful if everyone could more or less confirm what date is preferable to your guys, is it

A: 29
B: 30

AND, please also confirm the general timing of the parteh:

NO.1: LATE MORNING
NO.2: AFTERNOON
NO.3: EARLY EVENING

THANKS! also i'd like to add that i'll just randomly go with the majority of the timing/date of the general number of people replying in the tagboard, yes?

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Are There 16 Days of Christmas?

Amanda could only book the function room from 7am to 3pm on the 29th and she suggested it is better to hold it at another venue.

I don't know how many of you are fine with the timing, but Sherilyn has also agreed to open up her house for us. And then we can hold a countdown party+stayover at another house if there are willing participants and a hospitable host.

So...comments?

Monday, December 8, 2008

Do They Know It's Christmas?

Amanda has more or less confirmed the Christmas party over at her place on the 29th of December. There are still several minor details to be settled like time and activities those sort of things, but it won't take long I think. Oh, and then there's gift exchange as well, if anyone's interested.

Amanda probably need to finalise one last time as soon as everything is planned out to ensure the party goes well. No invitation cards though, according to her, so please RSVP with her.

I know this is going to sound a little insane, but how about another party on the 30th and a stayover on the 31st to 1st Jan? So it's like a whole 4 days of non-stop partying at someone's house. If response is good then we could find someone to open up their houses for those interested. Any ideas?

One last thing, please spread the word.

Merry Christmas!

Monday, November 17, 2008

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

I don't know how many of you still frequent this blog, but here goes...

Min Jie wanted a class chalet on the 4th of Jan at Aloha for 1 day 0 night because that's the only day available. It's not booked yet, partly because I'm lazy and I need a majority vote because it involves money.

Alternatively, Amanda suggested a Christmas party/outing. We could draw names and buy a present for the person we had drawn and go do crazy stuffs like visit Santa at the shopping mall.

Whatever the decision, I am hoping that we could come to a decision by the end of November. The class needs an outing and pictures outside of the boring school. For the chalet, it costs around $200 so that accounts to around $10 per person. I believe all of your wallets have more money than the class fund right now.

Oh, we still have SL project.

PS: Next Cold War seminar on the 26 of November. Register here.

PSS: Let's all conspire and not do holiday homework.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Oral Presentation

Videos of your PW OP can be found over here:
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=ngwhshaun&view=videos.

I apologise for the lateness.

All the best for PW.

Monday, October 13, 2008

HOW TO GET TO THE DAMN PLACE.

HOW TO GET TO FORT CANNING PARK!

Location
Hill Street, National Library Car Park, Percival Road, River Valley Road, Canning Walk (behind park)

Park Size
18 Ha

Getting There
Travel by bus to : Stamford RoadSBS 7, 14, 16, 36, 111, 124, 131, 147, 162, 166, 174, 401Tibs 77, 106, 167, 171, 190, 700, 700A, 857CSS 605, Express 502, Nite Rider NR7Stop at National Library and take the underpass to the park. Hill StreetSBS 124, 145, 147, 166, 174

Tibs 190, 851, 647, 648River Valley RoadSBS 32, 54, 195Nite Rider 1,2,3,5,6,7,8By MRT : To Dhoby Ghaut, Clarke Quay or City Hall Station

I will email you guys the map of the park.

Zi Ming, what is the update on the organisation? Have they contacted you back?

Play hard guys!

Class SLP: Fort Canning's history

This can be used to teach the kids...

Just a stone's throw away from one of the busiest shopping areas in Singapore is a cool, shady nature walk around a hill which has a history that goes back 700 years. Relax by taking a stroll through the park situated on the hill or immerse yourself in this tranquil green oasis while commuting from Orchard Road to the Civic District or the Singapore River.Steeped in history, Fort Canning Hill was once known as "Forbidden Hill". This is because Malays in the 19th century believed that it was the seat of royalty for rulers of Temasek (or "Sea Town", an old name for Singapore) in the 1300s. Later, Singapore's colonial leaders made their residences there, and the hill became a military base during the Second World War. Today, ancient relics dating back to the 14th century have been unearthed and the Fort Gate, remnant of the fortress built in the 1860s, is a reminder of Singapore's colonial past.
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Archaeological excavations prove the vitality of Fort Canning Hill's history as far back as the 14th century when it was the seat of the Malay Kingdom, Temasek. According to the Malay Annals, the site was chosen for settlement by Sri Tri Buana, ruler of Temasek and the one reputed to have seen the fabled lion for which he named the island 'Singapura' (Lion City).

Beleaguered by attacks from the Siamese and Majapahit, the last known ruler of Temasek, Iskandar Syah, fled from the settlement. Except for minimal portside activity, little was known of the island until the arrival of Sir Stamford Raffles in 1819. The Malay locals who received Raffles pointed him to the hill they called Bukit Larangan, which means in Malay 'Forbidden Hill'. They were fearful of climbing the hill as they thought the palace of their ancestor kings had once stood there. Raffles had part of the hill cleared of jungle, revealing the ruins of ancient brick buildings, which gave support to the legends. Because of the beautiful view the hill commanded, Raffles chose to build his bungalow and to establish the first botanical garden here in 1822. Until mid-19th century, Singapore's governors were residents here; thus the epithet 'Government Hill'.

Around 1860, the colonial government turned the hill into a fort bearing the name of Viscount Charles John Canning, Governor-General and the first Viceroy of India. From that time until the 1970s, Fort Canning was used as a military base, first by the British, then by the Japanese during Second World War, and lastly by the Republic's armed forces. Once the forbidden hill of ancient Malay royalty and later the Far East Command Centre of the British, today's Fort Canning Park beckons visitors to a tranquil, green oasis. Capitalising on the rich historical assets of the old citadel, the National Parks Board has revitalised Fort Canning into a unique city park with many popular art performances, events and concerts to serve the populace of Singapore.

:D

Class SLP: Fort Canning and its attractions

14th Century Walk

Fort Canning is the most historic part of Singapore. Malay and Chinese historical records point to this hill as the centre of a kingdom that arose around AD1300. The royal palace of ancient Malay rulers probably stood on the summit of this once "Forbidden Hill". Begin your 14th century walk near the Keramat Iskandar Syah. Take a leisurely stroll back in time, to the era of the five kings and the golden age of 14th-century Singapore.

The Keramat Iskandar Syah

Meaning "a sacred place" in Malay, a Keramat is the traditional burial ground of a revered leader. It is uncertain who was buried here, though some people believe this to be the resting place of Iskandar Syah, a ruler of Temasek. A 14th century-styled Malay roof called a "pendopo", supported by twenty wooden pillars carved in a fighting cock motif of Javanese origin, shelters this structure.

The Archaeological Dig & Exhibition

Archaeological research at Fort Canning began in 1984. Thousands of artifacts have since been uncovered, confirming the historical significance of Fort Canning even before the arrival of the British in 1819. Most likely an area used by palace craftsmen manufacturing items of glass and gold in the past, the Archaeological Dig showcases an actual archaeological excavation site, the only such exhibition in modern Singapore.

The Parit Singapura

Ancient Malay and Chinese sources mentioned that Singapore had a moat and wall. It ran along the edge of a stream called "Fresh Water Stream", which was probably the Parit Singapura (Moat of Singapore). This has now completely disappeared. Part of the moat run up to the side of Fort Canning Hill, but whether this trench here is related to the ancient moat is not known with certainty.

The Singapore River

The western part of Fort Canning Hill offers some relaxing views of the Singapore River, the hub of trade for old Singapore. At the mouth of the river once stood the Singapore Stone (a fragment of which is now displayed at National Museum of Singapore). The Singapore Stone is linked to the story of the legendary 14th-century strongman, Badang. He is said to have thrown a stone from the audience hall of the king at Fort Canning Hill to the mouth of the Singapore River.

19th Century Walk

The 19th Century Walk links Fort Canning Park's key historic features which recaptures Singapore's first century. Begin your walk at Dobbie Rise, near the roundabout and information kiosk.

The Fort Gate

The Gate, the adjoining wall and the Sally Port are all that remain of the fortress which occupied this hill from 1861 to 1926 when it was demolished to make way for the reservoir. Some 400 coolies were mobilised in leveling 3 hectares of hilltop and constructing the elaborate fort complex of barrack blocks, hospital, gunpowder magazines and supporting artillery. In 1867, the fort had seven 68-pounder guns, eight 8-inch guns, two 13-inch mortars and some 14-pounder cannonades. A cannon was fired 3 times a day (at 5 a.m., 1 p.m. and 9 p.m.) in colonial times to announce the hour. Be sure to look behind the Fort Gate's massive wooden door for the narrow stairway leading to the roof.

Fort Canning Green

This used to be the old Christian Cemetery until 1865. The entrances to the cemetery are marked by gateways designed by Captain Charles Edward Faber, Superintending Engineer. The gateways are the earliest examples of work in Gothic Revival style to be introduced in Singapore. Pause for a moment and imagine the famous men and women who gave their lives to the young colony ... and the children who lost theirs, their short histories embedded in the walls that line the former cemetery.

The Spice Garden

This is the site of Raffles' original experimental and botanical garden, the brainchild of Nathaniel Wallich, a Dane who became superintendent of the Royal Gardens at Calcutta in 1815. He came to Singapore in 1882 and wrote to Raffles to recommend that a botanical and experimental garden be established.

Raffles Terrace

Raffles chose to build his bungalow here for the beautiful view it commanded, and the site served as residence for a long line of Governors. As you stroll along, imagine the superb view of the town below, bustling with horses and carriages, bullock carts, sailing vessels, and the vast panorama of harbour folk plying their wares back in 19th-century Singapore.

Battle Box

The Battle Box is located some 9 metres underground, in one of the bunkers in Fort Canning Park. It was the largest military operations complex in Singapore and was part of the Malaya Command Headquarters during World War II. The facility is now managed by The Legends Fort Canning Park.Through the use of specially arranged audio and video effects, high quality animatronics and specially crafted figurines, we bring visitors back to the morning of 15 February 1942, when the surrender decision was made by British Officers and Singapore fell to the Japanese. At the Battle Box, complete all recruitment procedures and an Orderly (Guide) will take you on a fully guided tour. Surrounded by bombing outside The Battle Box, you will walk through the complex and experience the recreated events in its various rooms.

ASEAN Sculpture Garden

These sculptures were created in 1981 for the ASEAN Sculptures Symposium in Singapore. As a symbol of ASEAN unity and cooperation, each member country - the Philippines, Thailand, Indonesia, Malaysia and Singapore - donated a sculpture to this garden in 1982. Brunei added its contribution in 1988 when it became an ASEAN member.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Hunt, Pounce, Roar !

Okay, now that Promos are over, its time to have some fun. Building sandcastles, not in the air, but at the beach!

Some refreshing of details:
Date: 2nd October 2008
Time: 0800 - 1200 (Please try to reach at 0745)
Venue: Castle Beach, East Coast Park (In front of East Coast Food Village, near Car Park E2) (NOT at the Macs there)
Attire: House T-Shirts + College PE Shorts
Transport: Go there and come back by yourself (The bus idea didnt work out, yeah so...) [Refer to the older posts for suggested directions on how to go there.]

Compulsary Items
- 1.5 litre water bottle (IMO, just up to yourself, see how much you want drink)
- Cap
- Change of clothes (Can bring slippers to change when going into the sand)

Optional Items
- Sun block
- Sunglasses
- Umbrella

What is it about?
The structure that we are supposed to build is to be related to the theme. And it is to be a scene of the future in 2030. An AJC Town. Also, due to our artistic nature, there will be a tinge of Arts inside this.

The following is a rough sketch of the design:




In case you are wondering what those 'fences' are. They are something like this:

http://fundyreformed.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/racialharmony.jpg

The Central Building



The Open Air Concert Hall

I know the words are abit small. Just try to see ;)

To help you all better visualise, it is something like the below picture:

http://blog.sashamakila.com/public/Cologne/.Koln_concert_hall_m.jpg

The Pyramid

Those symbols represent ways to appreciate art. The eye means through sight, curly lines means smell, while the musical note means hearing. The blank side means that we must keep our minds open so as to absorb new perspectives about art.

Heres another picture of how it should turn out:

http://www.ianandwendy.com/OtherTrips/Egypt/Cairo/Pyramids/Giza_Pyramids_Cairo_268__6A_1293.jpg

Now, you may ask what does all that structures represent? Well, it is related to our Class Vision. And if that slipped your mind, here it is again:


Building ties to break boundaries.
Creating mutual respect, weaving happy memories.
Our everlasting goal.


The 'fence' thingy is to signify the building of ties, while those sections that are protruding out shows the action of breaking boundaries. Since it also looks like the 'racial harmony' thingy, the element of mutual respect comes in. The concert hall holds mass performances, every individual contributes to the overall enjoyment of the audience. Hence, happy memories are weaved. Pyramid are from the ancient timess and for it to last till 2030, its indeed everlasting.

On the more technical aspect, how does this fit into the frame of a future 2030?

The Central Building is an overall command for the Arts Faculty of the future. It is the main body that is dealing with every single aspect of Arts in the future. An Open Air Concert Hall has the ability to transmit its performances to audience all around the world. They may be performing here, but people can watch it through a hologram globally. The Pyramid is capable of uprooting itself and moving from place to place. Everybody will start their journey of appreciating the arts from the 1st level, the base. As they work harder, their knowledge will increase and thus the elites will proceed to the tip of the Pyramid.

One potential problem that will occur is that we will run out of time in building every single sections of this structure. On Thursday we will see how it goes and maybe edit/modify the sections so as to complete it on time.

The allocation of manpower is another thing. Every section (Central Building/Pyramid/Concert Hall), will need around 7 persons to be doing it. We will settle this on Thursday itself. If you are enthu and want to volunteer for a section, feel free to do so.

Yup, I guess thats all. =)

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Every Once In A While...

...some divine intervention will come along our way and offer us hope.

Apparently, someone up there has took pity on our current miserable situation for history and provided us with the solution for our promos and the A levels.

The History Channel, the National University of Singapore, the Asia Research Institute and the National Library Board have come together to organise a series of seminars on "The Cold War in Southeast Asia".

The best part?

Admission is free but they are available on first come, first served basis.

The even better part?

The first lecture is on the 24 of September and the following day happens to be our History paper.

The first lecture, titled "The Cold War: New Approaches and Findings", seems especially interesting and informative for content knowledge and should be great for some last-minute studying.

Registration is required so maybe we can go as a class or something. Even if it doesn't help for promos I'm sure it will help for A Levels one way of another. Whether this is a risk or not depends on how you see it but I feel it's one worth taking.

Seats are limited so we should hurry and confirm numbers and register.

Registration and additional information can be found here:
http://historychannelasia.com/coldwar/seminar.aspx

Lastly, it's only one more week. Press on!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

CDP


Attached is the instructions on how to get to Castle Beach, East Coast Park for CDP on 2nd October at 0800.

Just to recap, attire is house t-shirt and college pe shorts.

Then again, this isn't of great importance right now. Work hard fellow friends, for liberation is near.

Take care!

Friday, September 12, 2008

RAWR!


Picture taken from : http://icanhascheezburger.com/
Credit to Shaun for providing the humour.

Now kill me for wasting your time.

PS: If any of you feminists females find offence in the picture and wish to kill me (again), I hereby now ask for forgiveness and beg for mercy.

10 more days to promos. Study hard my dearest classmates.

Oh, and please remember that Monday is the dateline for EoM.