Monday, January 19, 2009

BEST UNI COURSE...EVER!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the fulfillment of every pervert's dream:

University opens porn course

A university in Taiwan has opened a course to teach students how to appreciate and analyse porn movies.

The Mass Communication Department of Providence University opened the course this semester, reports United Daily News.

To pass the course, students must give a 15 minute presentation in which they analyse an audience's psychological reaction to a porn clip from an academic perspective.

One worried student, who did not wish to be named, commented: "If I get a very good score in this course, I don't know how I'll explain it to my parents."

When registering for the voluntary course, students signed a paper agreeing that if the scenes were too explicit, they could choose to leave the classroom

The teacher, assistant professor Miss Chen Mingmei, said no students had ever left her class but some would briefly cover their eyes during the stronger scenes.

More than 50 students registered for the course, and most of them confessed that they had watched porn videos before.

Curiosity was given as the main reason for taking the course and most admitted their parents did not know what they were studying.

Another student admitted: "I am really worried my parents will see the score report when it is mailed home. I won?t know what to say if I get a high score

"However if I fail the course, I can speak to my parents and suggest that maybe I should watch more porn."

Source:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3158640.html?menu=news.quirkies

Isn't life fun?

Happy Chinese New Year everyone!

Thursday, December 25, 2008

On the 12th hour of Christmas...

Have you ever wondered how Santa Claus get into our homes since we don't have chimneys?

After a discussion with a friend, it suddenly hit both of us. Our houses have chimneys too. It's also dirty and sooty and makes Santa filthy.

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, we have...the rubbish chute.

So, before you go to sleep, remember to hang your Christmas stocking by the rubbish chute. But if you're reading this, don't bother. Santa had left, and even if he haven't you're already on the 'naughty' list for staying up so late.

No wonder I don't have any presents this year. Either that or my dog ate Santa up.

Merry Christmas my dears!

*this post may or may not be written under the influence of alcohol*

Sunday, December 21, 2008

HELLO! CLASS PATY DETAILS CONFIRMED!

DATE: 29 DECEMBER 2008
TIME: 6.OOPM TO 10.OOPM
VENUE: 7 KANG CHOO BIN WALK

Those who do not have transport (i.e parent's car)/ don't know how to get to my house, can meet me at Kovan MRT station at 5.30pm, i'll walk you guys in :)

IT'S A POTLUCK PEOPLE! i'll be providing some food, but do bring along your grandma's famous curry chicken/ cake you baked/ bananas from your banana tree - to share!

Gift Exchange? i don't know if you guys are arranging a gift exchange - i heard there was one? CONSULT SHAUN NG.

TAKE A LOOK AT THE FACEBOOK EVENT PAGE FOR A HELPFUL GOOGLEMAP TO MY HOUSE!
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=40444818747

Friday, December 12, 2008

SHERILYN HERE.


HELLO THERE FELLOW WEIRDLINGS.
alright. so i woke up this morning gropping for my phone on the table(only to find it on the bed for some reason) and found a message telling me that i'm now the honourable host for the class's christmaz parteh?

right, so it'll be helpful if everyone could more or less confirm what date is preferable to your guys, is it

A: 29
B: 30

AND, please also confirm the general timing of the parteh:

NO.1: LATE MORNING
NO.2: AFTERNOON
NO.3: EARLY EVENING

THANKS! also i'd like to add that i'll just randomly go with the majority of the timing/date of the general number of people replying in the tagboard, yes?

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Are There 16 Days of Christmas?

Amanda could only book the function room from 7am to 3pm on the 29th and she suggested it is better to hold it at another venue.

I don't know how many of you are fine with the timing, but Sherilyn has also agreed to open up her house for us. And then we can hold a countdown party+stayover at another house if there are willing participants and a hospitable host.

So...comments?

Monday, December 8, 2008

Do They Know It's Christmas?

Amanda has more or less confirmed the Christmas party over at her place on the 29th of December. There are still several minor details to be settled like time and activities those sort of things, but it won't take long I think. Oh, and then there's gift exchange as well, if anyone's interested.

Amanda probably need to finalise one last time as soon as everything is planned out to ensure the party goes well. No invitation cards though, according to her, so please RSVP with her.

I know this is going to sound a little insane, but how about another party on the 30th and a stayover on the 31st to 1st Jan? So it's like a whole 4 days of non-stop partying at someone's house. If response is good then we could find someone to open up their houses for those interested. Any ideas?

One last thing, please spread the word.

Merry Christmas!

Monday, November 17, 2008

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

I don't know how many of you still frequent this blog, but here goes...

Min Jie wanted a class chalet on the 4th of Jan at Aloha for 1 day 0 night because that's the only day available. It's not booked yet, partly because I'm lazy and I need a majority vote because it involves money.

Alternatively, Amanda suggested a Christmas party/outing. We could draw names and buy a present for the person we had drawn and go do crazy stuffs like visit Santa at the shopping mall.

Whatever the decision, I am hoping that we could come to a decision by the end of November. The class needs an outing and pictures outside of the boring school. For the chalet, it costs around $200 so that accounts to around $10 per person. I believe all of your wallets have more money than the class fund right now.

Oh, we still have SL project.

PS: Next Cold War seminar on the 26 of November. Register here.

PSS: Let's all conspire and not do holiday homework.