Saturday, February 14, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Current Affairs: Goat Arrested for Armed Robbery
After Shaun's informative post on the changes in the education curriculum in Taiwan, I felt inclined to share this report with y'all.
Nigerian police are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery - amid claims it used black magic to morf from a human to escape justice.
Nigerian Police are holding the goat while they complete inquiries
Vigilantes took the animal to police, claiming it had been a person trying to steal a Mazda 323.
"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.
"They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat.
"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody."
He went on: "We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat."
Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation.
People have been flocking to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.
-SkyNews
Monday, January 19, 2009
BEST UNI COURSE...EVER!!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the fulfillment of every pervert's dream:
University opens porn course
A university in Taiwan has opened a course to teach students how to appreciate and analyse porn movies.
The Mass Communication Department of Providence University opened the course this semester, reports United Daily News.
To pass the course, students must give a 15 minute presentation in which they analyse an audience's psychological reaction to a porn clip from an academic perspective.
One worried student, who did not wish to be named, commented: "If I get a very good score in this course, I don't know how I'll explain it to my parents."
When registering for the voluntary course, students signed a paper agreeing that if the scenes were too explicit, they could choose to leave the classroom
The teacher, assistant professor Miss Chen Mingmei, said no students had ever left her class but some would briefly cover their eyes during the stronger scenes.
More than 50 students registered for the course, and most of them confessed that they had watched porn videos before.
Curiosity was given as the main reason for taking the course and most admitted their parents did not know what they were studying.
Another student admitted: "I am really worried my parents will see the score report when it is mailed home. I won?t know what to say if I get a high score
"However if I fail the course, I can speak to my parents and suggest that maybe I should watch more porn."
University opens porn course
A university in Taiwan has opened a course to teach students how to appreciate and analyse porn movies.
The Mass Communication Department of Providence University opened the course this semester, reports United Daily News.
To pass the course, students must give a 15 minute presentation in which they analyse an audience's psychological reaction to a porn clip from an academic perspective.
One worried student, who did not wish to be named, commented: "If I get a very good score in this course, I don't know how I'll explain it to my parents."
When registering for the voluntary course, students signed a paper agreeing that if the scenes were too explicit, they could choose to leave the classroom
The teacher, assistant professor Miss Chen Mingmei, said no students had ever left her class but some would briefly cover their eyes during the stronger scenes.
More than 50 students registered for the course, and most of them confessed that they had watched porn videos before.
Curiosity was given as the main reason for taking the course and most admitted their parents did not know what they were studying.
Another student admitted: "I am really worried my parents will see the score report when it is mailed home. I won?t know what to say if I get a high score
"However if I fail the course, I can speak to my parents and suggest that maybe I should watch more porn."
Source:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3158640.html?menu=news.quirkies
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3158640.html?menu=news.quirkies
Isn't life fun?
Happy Chinese New Year everyone!
Thursday, December 25, 2008
On the 12th hour of Christmas...
Have you ever wondered how Santa Claus get into our homes since we don't have chimneys?
After a discussion with a friend, it suddenly hit both of us. Our houses have chimneys too. It's also dirty and sooty and makes Santa filthy.
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, we have...the rubbish chute.
So, before you go to sleep, remember to hang your Christmas stocking by the rubbish chute. But if you're reading this, don't bother. Santa had left, and even if he haven't you're already on the 'naughty' list for staying up so late.
No wonder I don't have any presents this year. Either that or my dog ate Santa up.
Merry Christmas my dears!
*this post may or may not be written under the influence of alcohol*
After a discussion with a friend, it suddenly hit both of us. Our houses have chimneys too. It's also dirty and sooty and makes Santa filthy.
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, we have...the rubbish chute.
So, before you go to sleep, remember to hang your Christmas stocking by the rubbish chute. But if you're reading this, don't bother. Santa had left, and even if he haven't you're already on the 'naughty' list for staying up so late.
No wonder I don't have any presents this year. Either that or my dog ate Santa up.
Merry Christmas my dears!
*this post may or may not be written under the influence of alcohol*
Sunday, December 21, 2008
DATE: 29 DECEMBER 2008
TIME: 6.OOPM TO 10.OOPM
VENUE: 7 KANG CHOO BIN WALK
Those who do not have transport (i.e parent's car)/ don't know how to get to my house, can meet me at Kovan MRT station at 5.30pm, i'll walk you guys in :)
IT'S A POTLUCK PEOPLE! i'll be providing some food, but do bring along your grandma's famous curry chicken/ cake you baked/ bananas from your banana tree - to share!
Gift Exchange? i don't know if you guys are arranging a gift exchange - i heard there was one? CONSULT SHAUN NG.
TAKE A LOOK AT THE FACEBOOK EVENT PAGE FOR A HELPFUL GOOGLEMAP TO MY HOUSE!
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=40444818747
Friday, December 12, 2008
SHERILYN HERE.
HELLO THERE FELLOW WEIRDLINGS.
alright. so i woke up this morning gropping for my phone on the table(only to find it on the bed for some reason) and found a message telling me that i'm now the honourable host for the class's christmaz parteh?
right, so it'll be helpful if everyone could more or less confirm what date is preferable to your guys, is it
A: 29
B: 30
AND, please also confirm the general timing of the parteh:
NO.1: LATE MORNING
NO.2: AFTERNOON
NO.3: EARLY EVENING
THANKS! also i'd like to add that i'll just randomly go with the majority of the timing/date of the general number of people replying in the tagboard, yes?
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Are There 16 Days of Christmas?
Amanda could only book the function room from 7am to 3pm on the 29th and she suggested it is better to hold it at another venue.
I don't know how many of you are fine with the timing, but Sherilyn has also agreed to open up her house for us. And then we can hold a countdown party+stayover at another house if there are willing participants and a hospitable host.
So...comments?
I don't know how many of you are fine with the timing, but Sherilyn has also agreed to open up her house for us. And then we can hold a countdown party+stayover at another house if there are willing participants and a hospitable host.
So...comments?
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